Tuesday, September 16, 2008

What the comments really mean

Because I was bored.

'pretty picture!' - you're not pretty/hot but the effects you added to it are nice.

'pretty<3' - you are not pretty but you kept posting pictures of yourself and no one comments on them so this person tries to be nice and says 'pretty<3', you then of course say thanks :)

'love it' - you're not hot but this person has to keep commenting on your photos everytime it changes just because she is your friend.

'stop being so pretty!!' - STOP POSTING SO MANY DAMN PICTURES OF YOURSELF!

'you guys are so pretty!' - your friend thinks you're a guy. No. It means one out of however many people there are in that photo look nice.

'i like your hair' - you're ugly. you're hair hasn't really changed but since your face is ugly and that person needs to comment on it since she is your friend she says this.

'nice boobs OR boobs alert OR boobies' - I noticed that you are flaunting your boobs on purpose because you are a slut and you know that your boobs are on display on this picture but you're using it to get a guys attention. The person who posted the picture now secretly hates the person that commented because the commenter pointed it out while the person who posted the picture 'didn't know' that her boobs were visible.

Either way, the boobs picture is still there until the girl gets over that guy.

'what program did you use?' - you enhanced the picture, bitch.

'i like your shirt!' - you ugly.

'i'm so jealous!!' - i commented on how hot you were, now comment on my photo bitch!

'where was this?' - you ugly. I really have no interest in where this photo was taken but man you ugly.

when no one comments - picture sucks. you're not pretty and you're not giving them anything to comment about. try again. next time wear a nice shirt so at least people can say 'i like your shirt'

when no one comments on like 10 photos - you are ugly/go lose weight

when you say 'thanks' - hahah yea bitch keep on commenting and tell me how hot i am!!

when you ignore them - you are pretending you didn't know how hot your friends tell you you are.

Top tip - Do not say "I look horrible here" because 90% of the time that's what you look like. The reason why you don't look as good as you think is because when you look in the mirror you automatically adjust your face so it looks better. That's the reason why you guys have to take the same photo 20 times before getting one you like.

1 comment:

TESTOSTERONE BOB said...

'I like your shirt.'

Sounds like something Paula Abdul would say.