I dedicate this shit to Jamie.

jordan - 64787383 says:

tell me something to write about

jordan - 64787383 says:

anything

jordan - 64787383 says:

and i will write about it

jamiee! says:

poo

jordan - 64787383 says:

DAMN IT

Time to learn something. When I drink milk in the morning (probably sometime before 9AM) I will have a hugeass poopie in a matter of hours. Through out most of Years 7, 8 and 9, I drank milk every morning and I would take a massive dump some time in a morning class. After a while teachers thought I was doig something else like taking drugs or texting so eventually I had to hold my poopie for like half an hour in order to make a poopie in the break.

Sometimes that stomachache would hurt REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD but I have to hold it in order to not be embarrassed. Finally in Year 10 I started to realize that milk was making me have those crazy poops in the morning so I cut down on the milk but sometimes if I was adventurous and I ate toast with cheese or butter only to make another poopie at school.

So I am lactose intolerant in the morning. I chug gallons of milk in the afternoon and be fine. It's weird.

I wish I had something to blog about.

I have many weird random hobbies that I don't feel comfortable blogging about on my regular blog that I am trying to appeal to a general audience. Sadly I lack the charm of some celeb and no one really cares about my life. I do not get any insider information about particularly interesting people and I am not fucking Perez Hilton.

So I will continue to blog about random things.

Anyway I watched Hangover (technically) yesterday. It was another one of those super crazy fun amazing incredible insane in the brain mega epic movies and it was pretty funny but I'm scared that that genre of movies are gonna get old.

I really wished I knew what to blog about. Things that are happening in my life right now. I am in need of original content and not typical teen concerns such as smoking, drugs, sex, and a a a a a alcohol.

how boring.

The Kevin Quest

I know 2 Kevins in Hong Kong and 2 Kevins in America and also my cousin. It seems like since Kevin is such a common name the universal Kevin nickname is K*, with the * being substituted with the first letter of the Kevin's last name. Heck I even know 2 Kevins in the NBA and they are called KG (Garnett) and KD (Durant). I notice this also happens with the John/Jon/Jonathans of the world but since there seem to be a lot of other names that begin with J it's not as common.

So I am going to begin my quest to know at least 26 different Kevins each with a different last name first letter and I will use this post to keep progress.

A -

B -

C -

D -

E -

F -

G - Gao

H -

I -

J -

K -

L - Leung

M -

N -

O -

P -

Q -

R -

S -

T - Teng

U -

V -

W -

X -

Y - Yuen
Z - Zhang

People I have seen/hung out with in Hong Kong (Summer 2009 - 1 year after)

Watch this list get smaller and smaller

Mom
Dad
Jamie
Matthew Lui
Adrienne

Kevin Yuen

Kevin Teng

Brian

Daniel Han Do Kyong

Nick

Arthur

William

Jessie

Christal

TinTin

Bernice

Terry

Sneha
Jep Jep

Sydney

Francesca

Joe

Michael

Jack

Sam N

Claire R

Sam Cho

Rosie

Katlyn (for like 1 second)

Myles

Tracy

Francis

Tom

Claudia T

Claudia P

Purple

Sarah

Dean

Jade

JL

Ben

Murphy

Joshua

Ryan

Robin

Kim

Daniel F

Jessica

Elaine

Fergus

Helen

Joanna

New direction

I have decided I am going to write about things that will enlighten people and make them smarter. I have decided that a good writer is a writer who makes the reader go 'damn' after they have finished reading whatever the writer has wroten. Ok i know it is written but I thought it would be funny to say wroten.

Ladies and gentlemen, proper cereal eating etiquette.

Imagine you are eating a bowl of cereal (and you are not allergic to dairy/wheats/nuts all that stuff)

You take out a bowl and a spoon, you take your cereal, and you take the milk.

What do you do?

a - pour the cereal in the bowl first
b - pour the milk in the bowl first

Let's evaluate these choices. Because the cereal is what actually makes you full and is what you are actually eating you need to be able to know and control how much you are actually eating. If you pour the milk first and then you pour the cereal it will seem to fill up faster that it actually is and also you'll have a bunch of cereal floating on the top.

Also by putting the cereal in the bowl first and adding milk second it allows you to cap the milk and then put it in the fridge in one smooth motion.

However that creates a dilemma because in the time you use to bring that carton/bottle of milk back to the fridge your cereal will be sitting in that bowl being soggy.

Post your thoughts.

I'm going to use labels. Maybe it will help this blog be on the internets.

the blog game

I have no idea what I want to do with this blog. I can continue to post the occasional basketball post and have no one read it or sound like a little teen pussy who hates life or rants about everything in the world.

I am not a celebrity so no one will want to stalk me.

If you read my blog you can comment. Even if I don't know you that well and you think it might be awkward because I will think you are cool for leaving behind a comment.

Boring.

Super badass NBA season coming up.

The 4 best players of this decade

Shaq, KG, Duncan, Kobe.

The 4 best teams headed into next season

Cavs, Celtics, Spurs, Lakers

2 from each conference.

Even the conference Finals will make some really interesting match ups. Lakers/Spurs have a 'who was the better franchise since Jordan' type of match up and LeBron/Celtics has been pretty well documented since the Celtics acquired their Big 3.

I think if the 4 teams I mentioned above all make the Conference Finals, I'd be happy with any NBA Finals situation.

Cavs VS Lakers - We get the Kobe/LeBron that was supposed to happen. Throw in some Phil Jackson/Kobe Bryant/Shaquille O'Neal drama and that's good television. If LeBron wins it'll be a nice 'passing of the torch' type of thing to end the decade.

Cavs VS Spurs - Shaq and Duncan tied at 4 rings each will settle who the more dominant big man was this generation. LeBron gets a chance to revenge that embarrassing sweep a couple of years back.

Celtics VS Lakers - A finals rematch, more Celtics VS Lakers to help fuel the rivalry. Settles all the 'what ifs' from the Lakers fans that complained that Bynum wasn't there.

Celtics VS Spurs - The Big Fundamental and the Big Ticket, the 2 most talented Power Forwards of this generation get to duke it out.

Why can't the season start!!?!?!?