There's a bomb?

So here I am sitting in my school library on my blog. I'm locked out of my house because some stupid high school kid had some firecrackers in his house and then the cops went in and searched and they were like hmmmm these aren't just firecrackers...

OK the librarian is going to kick me out so bye I'll give the update later as long as I don't get bombed.

Cool Playoffs.

Saying hello to

Derrick Rose
Rajon Rondo
Andre Iguodala

Saying good bye to

The Detroit Pistons

New predictions

Since the Celtics will be without KG...

Celtics/Bulls - Celtics in 5

Celtics/Magic - Magic in 5

Magic/Cavs - Cavs in 6

Playoff Predictions

The seedings are finally in and here are my predictions.

First Round

EAST

Cleveland Cavaliers (1) VS Detroit Pistons (8)

Cavs in 5. The Pistons steal one at Cleveland (Game 2), wake up call for the Cavs and all the Kobe fans go insane but Cavs finish them off.

Boston Celtics (2) VS Chicago Bulls (7)

Celtics in 4. Celtics will pack the paint and Derrick Rose will die.

Orlando Magic (3) VS Philadelphia 76ers (6)

Magic in 4. Dwight Howard will average about 6 blocks a game in this series because no one in Philly can shoot but Dwight Howard is a fucking beast in the paint.

Atlanta Hawks (4) VS Miami Heat (5)

Heat in 6. Wade averages near a triple double in this series.

WEST

Los Angeles Lakers (1) VS Utah Jazz (8)

Lakers in 5. Jazz are still a pretty good team but their record has been hurt by their recent suckage and also a bunch of injuries so they're no typical 8th seed. The Lakers wins should be rather close wins that are around 10 points.

Denver Nuggets (2) VS New Orleans Hornets (7)

Hornets in 7. Interesting match up. Chris Paul vs Chauncey Billups will be quite nice to see. Chris Paul will put up godly numbers. X Factor is J.R. Smith.

San Antonio Spurs (3) VS Dallas Mavericks (6)

Spurs in 5. The 'don't write off the Spurs' thing begins. A few smartasses pop up and say 'oh I've been saying all season long, don't write off the Spurs!!'

Portland Trail Blazers (4) VS Houston Rockets (5)

Rockets in 6. Rockets should have swept the season series but Roy hit that crazy 3. Greg Oden slows down Yao effectively before picking up his 5th foul in 3 minutes of action. This will be an interesting series!

Second Round

EAST

Cleveland Cavaliers (1) VS Miami Heat (4)

Cavs in 5. Wade puts up subpar shooting numbers but attempts like 20 free throws each game.

Boston Celtics (2) VS Orlando Magic (3)

Celtics in 7. Will probably be one of the best series. Depends on how KG's doing but Celtics should be able to contain Dwight Howard effectively and should also be able to close out on those open shooters.

WEST

Los Angeles Lakers (1) VS Houston Rockets (5)

Lakers in 5. I wish things would be different but this Laker team just fucking rapes the Rockets. Rockets will play a good 3 quarters of basketball for the whole series but the Lakers will win somehow.

New Orleans Hornets (7) VS San Antonio Spurs (3)

Spurs in 7. Because Spurs are good even without Ginobili and you shouldn't write them off. Roger Mason hits 3 3s in the 4th quarter of Game 7.

Conference Finals

EAST

Cleveland Cavaliers (1) VS Boston Celtics (2)

Cavs in 6. Witness.

WEST

Los Angeles Lakers (1) VS San Antonio Spurs (3)

Lakers in 6. Bynum + Gasol is too much to handle for Duncan.

THE FINALS


Lakers win because they're fucking stacked.

2008-2009 NBA Awards Predictions

I wish I made a set of predictions before the season began so I can compare... But I didn't so obviously I can't compare. duh.

Alright

Most Valuable Player - LeBron James
Best record in East, possibly the league, best PER in the league. He's locked it up.

Rookie of the Year - Derrick Rose
He has the stats... currently at 16/17 PPG and 6 APG, leading the Bulls to the playoffs... Pretty strong case for ROY.

Defensive Player of the Year - Dwight Howard
Close to 14 rebounds and 3 blocks a game and he anchors one of the best defensive teams in the league. I'd like to see LeBron win it though, but this has always been more of a statistical award.

Sixth Man of the Year - J.R. Smith
He's been a beast for me on my fantasy team. I think Jason Terry is getting far too many minutes to be considered a 6th man.

Most Improved Player - Devin Harris
I'd like to say Jameer Nelson but like half the season doesn't help his cause. Devin Harris has been in consideration since the beginning of the season.

Coach Of The Year - Mike Brown
Best record in the East. Cavs record improved a considerable amount this season.

Executive Of The Year - Daryl Morey
Landed Artest, big balls trading Rafer for Lowry, signing Von Wafer. Good stuff.

All-NBA First Team

G - Dwyane Wade
G - Kobe Bryant
F - LeBron James
F - Tim Duncan
C - Dwight Howard

Wade gets the nod over Paul because of his amazing season. Duncan makes it next to LeBron cause KG missed a bit of the season and doesn't have the most spectacular statline.

All-NBA Second Team

G - Chris Paul
G - Chauncey Billups
F - Carmelo Anthony
F - Kevin Garnett
C - Yao Ming

Chauncey and Melo make it for helping the Nuggets nab the 2nd seed in the West.

All-NBA Third Team

G - Deron Williams
G - Brandon Roy
F - Dirk Nowitzki
F - Pau Gasol
C - Shaquille O'Neal

And what's left. Sucks Joe Johnson couldn't make a team.

All-Defensive First Team

G - Dwyane Wade
G - Kobe Bryant
F - LeBron James
F - Tim Duncan
C - Dwight Howard

Same as the All-NBA 1st team. Wade gets the nod for his 2 steal/2 block thing.

All-Defensive Second Team

G - Chris Paul
G - Chauncey Billups
F - Ron Artest
F - Kevin Garnett
C - Yao Ming

Replaced Melo with Artest. Paul's there for steals, Garnett is a by default thing.

All-Rookie First Team

G - Derrick Rose
G - OJ Mayo
F - Michael Beasley
F - Kevin Love
C - Brook Lopez

Where is Greg Oden? :X

All-Rookie Second Team

G - Russell Westbrook
G - Eric Gordon
G - Rudy Fernandez
F - Jason Thompson
C - Marc Gasol

I really wanted to put Anthony Morrow in there somewhere but this year has some pretty good rookies.

Cheese blog? Cheese blog!!

I found this piece of cheese in my fridge that we bought from this super awesome local supermarket called the Milk Pail which has all these cool cheeses and fresh cheap food.

I shall review cheeses from a normal person's point of view and not those cheese connoisseurs who will swallow salty strong tasting foul creamy chunks of food and call it a dessert cheese.

The first cheese that I willl review is called Champignon Mirabo Walnut Cheese.

From the a trusty cheese website called Cheese Supply...

Mirabo Walnut, a sophisticated soft ripened cheese, has been mastered by Kaserei Champignon of Bavaria, Germany. Its exclusive blossom shape, with find while mold, gives mirabo its unmistakable appearance. The pate of this cheese is a soft and creamy delight, and the finest crushed walnuts, speckled throughout, produce a wonderfully mild and nutty flavor.

There is no unmistakable appearance. It looks like a piece of brie with little chunks of walnuts (they could be anything though) in it. Yes it was creamy and the crushed walnuts didn't do shit to the flavor. If by 'wonderfully mild and nutty' you mean 'fucking salty' then yes. It had a wonderfully mild and nutty flavor.

After handling this cheese I went on to eat grapes which people seem to enjoy with their cheese, but the cheese stink was all over my fingers so when I ate grapes the grapes were stinky with cheese smell.

Late night blogging with Jordan

2:45AM as I start this blog post. I'm still kinda fucked from the jetlag and I'm not tired at all. I don't know what to write about. I kind of want to sleep. But I can't. I don't want to write over corny weird stuff because this is actually a public blog so I won't write weird stuff to make me look like I am so smart and deep and all the girls should like me because I'm so cool deep down.

FUCK YOU.

Ok.

I hate you all. I hate times like these (2:47AM in America) because most people in America are sleeping and then I don't know where all you Hong Kong people at.

I really miss Hong Kong. Being with my friends is muy bien.

DAMN IT I AM SO BORED BUT I CAN NOT SLEEP :(