Anyway the All-Star Ballots were announced today which is pretty early, and I'll go through each of them.
EAST GUARDS (24)
Ray Allen, Boston - ok
Gilbert Arenas, Washington - Has a huge slump but ok.
Chauncey Billups, Detroit - Solid.
Vince Carter, New Jersey - Ok, is also having a slump
Jamal Crawford, New York - This guy has been playing really well.
Raymond Felton, Charlotte - Ok
T.J. Ford, Toronto - Yea he's ok
Ben Gordon, Chicago - Gordon is a prick for wanting a lot of money but ok.
Richard Hamilton, Detroit - Fine
Kirk Hinrich, Chicago - This guy's good.
Larry Hughes, Cleveland - Lame.
Andre Iguodala, Philadelphia - Ok go Iguodala. He'd be great in the All-Star game.
Joe Johnson, Atlanta - Good guy on a bad team
Jason Kapono, Toronto - What the fuck is he doing here? Jamario Moon should be here.
Jason Kidd, New Jersey - Man this guy can still fucking play. He's like 78.
Stephon Marbury, New York - Probably played his last game with the Knicks. :S
Andre Miller, Philadelphia - This guy's great. Veteran leader with a bunch of young athletic dicks.
Jameer Nelson, Orlando - Ok. He kinda sucks though.
Anthony Parker, Toronto - This guy was doing it last year but not really this year.
Michael Redd, Milwaukee - YEA GET HIM IN THE ALL-STAR GAME.
Jason Richardson, Charlotte - Fine. This guy's playing good in Charlotte. I think.
Jamaal Tinsley, Indiana - Lame.
Dwyane Wade, Miami - Ok.
Maurice Williams, Milwaukee - Yea.
EAST FORWARDS (24)
Andrea Bargnani, Toronto - Great
Chris Bosh, Toronto - Great
Caron Butler, Washington - Seriously the ballots are so early, but this guy is getting it done when Arenas is being a dick.
Luol Deng, Chicago - Good.
Mike Dunleavy, Indiana - Yea this guy's carrying Indiana with Granger
Kevin Garnett, Boston - Lock
Drew Gooden, Cleveland - Wtf
Danny Granger, Indiana - Getting it done with Dunleavy.
Udonis Haslem, Miami - Yea fine. Shaq's sucking this guy's getting better.
LeBron James, Cleveland - Prick.
Antawn Jamison, Washington - Ok.
Richard Jefferson, New Jersey - Yea this guy is stepping in for that Carter shit.
Kyle Korver, Philadelphia - What?
David Lee, New York - Maybe last year. This year he's solid.
Rashard Lewis, Orlando - Ok.
Antonio McDyess, Detroit - Haha wtf.
Andres Nocioni, Chicago - NO NO NO NOCIONI.
Paul Pierce, Boston - Ok.
Tayshaun Prince, Detroit - Yea like all the Pistons are in now.
Zach Randolph, New York - Z-Bo's fine in NY.
Josh Smith, Atlanta - Athletic but that's about it.
Hedo Turkoglu, Orlando - This guy is beastly.
Charlie Villanueva, Milwaukee - Hahahhahahaha
Gerald Wallace, Charlotte - Athletic... Ok not All-Star worthy ok.
EAST CENTERS (12)
Andrew Bogut, Milwaukee - Fine.
Eddy Curry, New York - Yea.
Samuel Dalembert, Philadelphia - The Center position is really week.
Dwight Howard, Orlando - Yep. Should be starting
Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Cleveland - Ok.
Nenad Krstic, New Jersey - bahahahaha
Emeka Okafor, Charlotte - Go Okafor.
Jermaine O’Neal, Indiana - JO's just coming back from his injury.
Shaquille O’Neal, Miami - Oh dude.
Zaza Pachulia, Atlanta - AHAHAHAH
Ben Wallace, Chicago - Ok.
Rasheed Wallace, Detroit - Yea like 5 Pistons in the game. That's really gonna happen.
WEST GUARDS (24)
Leandro Barbosa, Phoenix - Ok
Raja Bell, Phoenix - Oh my.
Mike Bibby, Sacramento - This guy needs to get in. If the All-Star game was in Sacto last year Bibby should've went.
Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers - Ok
Baron Davis, Golden State - Go Baron. Should get in this year.
Monta Ellis, Golden State - Ahaha
Michael Finley, San Antonio - wtf.
Randy Foye, Minnesota - No chance this year Chris Paul is a beast.
Manu Ginobili, San Antonio - Ok.
Allen Iverson, Denver - Whoa AI.
Jarrett Jack, Portland - ahahahaha
Stephen Jackson, Golden State - bahahahahaha Like 3 Warriors in the ballot so far,
Kevin Martin, Sacramento - He's good.
Tracy McGrady, Houston - T-MAC!
Cuttino Mobley, LA Clippers - CUTTINO
Steve Nash, Phoenix - Woo 3 Suns so far.
Tony Parker, San Antonio - Lame.
Chris Paul, New Orleans - This guy must go.
Luke Ridnour, Seattle - Fluke.
Brandon Roy, Portland - Ok. Maybe as a reserve reserve reserve.
Jerry Stackhouse, Dallas - Wtf.
Jason Terry, Dallas - Ahaha
Antoine Walker, Minnesota - ROFL
Deron Williams, Utah - Yea this guy needs to go to. Dude that's a lot of guards.
WEST FORWARDS (24)
Carmelo Anthony, Denver - Should probably start.
Ron Artest, Sacramento - Whoa.
Shane Battier, Houston - Bahahaha
Carlos Boozer, Utah - LAME
Bruce Bowen, San Antonio - ROFL
Nick Collison, Seattle - o_O
Kevin Durant, Seattle - Ok.
Rudy Gay, Memphis - He's ok now.
Al Harrington, Golden State - 4 Warriors so far.
Grant Hill, Phoenix - 4 Suns
Josh Howard, Dallas - 3 Mavs
Al Jefferson, Minnesota - Wtf.
Andrei Kirilenko, Utah - Crybaby whining bitch.
Corey Maggette, LA Clippers - Where's Cassell
Shawn Marion, Phoenix - 5 Suns.
Mike Miller, Memphis - Lame.
Nêne, Denver - Ahahahaa
Dirk Nowitzki, Dallas - 4 Mavs
Lamar Odom, LA Lakers - Ok.
Luis Scola, Houston - WTF EVEN I DON'T THINK THIS SHOULD BE HERE.
Peja Stojakovic, New Orleans - Might get in, he's hosting and all.
Wally Szczerbiak, Seattle - lame.
Luke Walton, L.A. Lakers - wtf.
David West, New Orleans - Ok.
WEST CENTERS (12)
LaMarcus Aldridge, Portland - He's playing really well.
Andris Biedrins, Golden State - Maybe last year.
Marcus Camby, Denver - Playing well.
Tyson Chandler, New Orleans - Might get in.
Erick Dampier, Dallas - Pfft.
Tim Duncan, San Antonio - Why is he here?
Pau Gasol, Memphis - Ok.
Chris Kaman, LA Clippers - This guy deserves a nod. Whoa no Brand :P
Brad Miller, Sacramento - Ok.
Mehmet Okur, Utah - LAME.
Amaré Stoudemire, Phoenix - Playing behind Yao.
Yao Ming, Houston - Starter over here.
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