Ben's dream play.

Benjamin Young was born somewhere near Cleveland but was raised somewhere in Connecticut. His dad used to be a professor in UCONN when Ray Allen was going to school there. Ben later moved to Hong Kong and went to Shatin Junior School when he was a fat little American boy with glasses wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey thinking he's cool. Growing up, Ben was a Lakers fan, But became a Sonics fans later on because of Ray Allen and because Kobe Bryant sucks. Ben despised Larry Bird and criticized him because he can only shoot 3s and rebounds a bit and is white. This is also a very accurate description of Benjamin. Later on when Ray Allen got traded to the Boston Celtics, Ben decided to be a Boston fan.

Later on when Paul and Ben were having one of their little chats Benjamin was like "Are you kidding Paul? The Celtics are the best basketball team in the history of the NBA! Hello? Larry Legend?"

And this is when Paul said "I thought you hate Larry Bird."

Then Ben responded with a smile on his face and he sinks a jumpshot.

Ben and Paul were very good buddies and they always had little debates. Paul was a Raptors fan because he was born in Canada and he likes to drink a lot of syrup and speak French. Ben's dream play would be Ray Allen hitting a 3 to beat the Raptors.

That's just what happened today. Today Me, Ben, Paul, William and Tapiwanashe Adrian Mazinyi our Zimbabwean friend used one of the school laptops during a break and went on NBA.com. We saw the score where Boston is up by 3. Ben said with a smile on his face "Oh Ray Allen hit the gamewinning 3." At this point in time no one really believed him cause that's what everyone would say about their favorite player. As we continued we saw...

• Celtics 98, Raptors 95 (F)

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  Ray Allen hit a game-winning 3-pointer as the Celtics beat the Raptors in OT, 98-95.

Ben was thrilled and as we watched the highlights he saw Ray Allen shooting and we noticed a bulge in his pants as he started to shoot cum all around the room, as Paul could only frown as everyone gave Paul a hard time.