Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Funny quotes I have heard in the americas

In a Justice/Awareness Club thing

"They sell their children as sex slaves"

"How much?"

"Like... 3 US dollars?"

"That's a pretty good deal"

About Barack Obama

"Barack sounds like a Chinese person trying to say black... Da new presdent is ba-rack"

My History Teacher

"So if Barack Obama and the other guy..."

There are more but I can't think of them right now. Duh.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kanye leaked..

TESTOSTERONE BOB said...

After I stole a lemon that James Wong had left over from Food Tech:

Chris: I should probably give you back your lemon; I mean, I already took your mom's cherry.
James: *laugh* That's pretty good. High-five!
*We high-five*