Lakers suck
Kobe Bryant has such a big ego he always chokes on jumpshots and when he does he just says there was a foul and he always like fucks up the offense and he always thinks he's such a good playmaker but he never passes to his teammates especially in crunchtime and then off the court he thinks he's all cool and casual with everyone.
Pau Gasol is ugly and annoying. His face his is ugly his hair is ugly his beard is ugly his jumpshot is ugly when he complains to officials he's ugly and he thinks he is the best jumpshooter in the world but he looks like a fucking butthole when he shoots jumpshots even his brother is fucking ugly like wtf were his parents thinking hey let's give birth to some spaniards with hugeass stupid hair!!!
Lamar Odom is such a little pussy and he can't play basketball and he always screams like a little girl when he grabs rebounds and makes lay ups even if he is wide open he screams like a little bitch like his dad is shoving it up his butthole he is so shit at basketball even though he has all the tools to be a good basketball player.
Andrew Bynum is the biggest pussy in the world he is so big but so useless and he always gets injured and he is like a little pussy even his coach makes fun of him and he cries like the big baby davis.
Derek Fisher is so old and ugly and annoying his jumpshot is so stupid and he always misses jump shots except for Game 4 and he gets so much credit for being a vet but he actually sucks dick and he can't post up Aaron Brooks and he is like such a n00b he misses lay ups all the time.
Trevor Ariza is so annoying he's so athletic but he sucks just cause he can hit a couple of 3s and he has long arms and he can steal some balls oh big deal he can't do shit he just feeds off good players.
Sasha Vujacic is ok but his hair is getting so fucking annoying like all wavy and shit like a girl i bet he gets it in the butthole a lot in the team showers cause he looks like a girl he needs to like get his parts fixed or switch to like some new energy source cause his machine is not working.
Luke Walton looks like such a silly white boy and he can't really do anything he's kinda like Mr. Turner trying to play basketball he's stupid and like he doesn't do anything good he's just there and he's so useless and shitty and white his dad is better than him at basketball what a loser.
Jordan Farmar is such a stupid little Jew with big ears like he is a monkey or osme shit and he can't really ball or do anything he sucks dick he can't really shoot or pass or anything he just like reads the torah or some shit he should wear one of those little jew caps on his head when he plays fucking eat kosher food.
Josh Powell is so stupid and useless like the beginning of the season I thought he was Ronny Turiaf but he isn't he thinks he's so good at shooting jumpshots but he isn't he's sucky and his hair looks like a pile of shit who the hell is he trying to be he looks like a fucking dinosaur.
DJ Mbenga looks like a fucking monkey no joke his face is so disproportional for a human and he can't really do something just because you're African and you're a funny name doesn't mean you are a good shotblocker cause otherwise my friend Tapiwanashe Mazinyi would be a monster shot blocker but he isn't.
Shannon Brown is so useless just because he can hit a couple of 3s and dunk and looks a little bit like Chris Brown he is trash and only trash he is shit and he should go play with Rihanna.
Adam Morrison is like the biggest bust in the world he's like michael jackson he looks like some fucking child molester he was pretty good in college but now he sucks cause he spends all his time feeling up the ball boys instead of working on his game he can't get minutes over fucking shannon brown or mbenga or josh powell he sucks so much dick luke walton is better than him.
Sun Yue is quite good repping all the asians but he can't do shit on the lakers like jews get minutes over him he is tall but he can't really do shit for a point guad but he can't play 2 guard or anything cause he is like so shit in the NBA all he does is sit on the bench and be like oh hao qiu to everyone yea fucking n00b
And Phil Jackson thinks he is so fashionable with his little funny glasses and he thinks he's so cool with hsi special chair and then he like doesn't play his good players when he needs to so he thinks he is so damn cool that way and he thinks is hte best coach in the world hello if i had michael jordan on my team i would have a pretty kickass team as well gosh so stupid.
