Pau Gasol to the Lakers!

And Lamar Odom, Andrew Bynum and Kobe are still with the Lakers!

Straight from the NBA Website,

L.A. Lakers acquire Pau Gasol and a 2010 second-round draft pick from Memphis in exchange for Kwame Brown, Javaris Crittenton, Aaron McKie, the draft rights to Marc Gasol and first round picks in 2008 and 2010;

And Kwame Brown is going to be waived, and he's gonna rejoin the Lakers in 30 days.

Aaron McKie is like 35 years old which means he's trash.

So basically Memphis traded their Franchise player for his brother, Javaris Crittenton and 2 picks.

Which will be nothing because the Lakers will be an indestructable force and they will have 2 late first round picks and unless they pick 2 Gilbert Arenas/Michael Redds they're kinda stupid. Javaris is useless as well because the Grizz already have their PG position locked down with Conley and Lowry which is really solid.

And then the Celtics and Lakers will be a rivalry again.

And Grizz will build around Rudy Gay. And like Conley. Oh Milicic.

But they gave up Pau Gasol. Those dumbasses. They could've gotten a lot more.

So excellent trade for the Lakers. They acquire like a real low post scorer. Not Andrew Bynum Mr. Dunks.

Lamar can now shift to play small forward, which will be a real mismatch to most of the other small forwards in the league cause the other team's small forward is tall as your center cause small ball is the way to go now.

The West is even more stacked now. Warriors add Webber, Spurs add Damon Stoudamire, Lakers add Gasol.

Next year, Portland will add Greg Oden.

Holy shit.

I AM YOUR BROTHER YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER

Awesome.

I AM YOUR BROTHER YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER.

And even though they were all like laughing at him and mocking him he wasn't like those sore losers that go like FUCK YOU SIMON YOU'RE NOT EVEN AMERICAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON AMERICAN IDOL GO BACK TO ENGLAND.

He is awesome.

OBAMA

Yea he's awesome. Why? How?

Cause he wants to stop the war?

Wow. Not one other candidate wants to stop the war.

So for those of you people that don't know shit about US elections stop saying Obama is awesome.

You don't know shit about him.

And don't think about going to Wikipedia and typing in Barack Obama.

I don't know much about it either, but I'm not going GO OBAMA.

Well I kind of am cause he's cool. He plays basketball, listens to rap and his victory speech in South Carolina was kinda cool.

But that isn't a justifiable reason to go around asking "Hey who do you think is going to be the President? Hilary or Obama?"

Shut the fuck up.

The election is between a Republican and a Democrat. Hilary and Obama are both Democrats. The US Presidential Election is not a 2 legged race between Hilary and Obama.

Timbaland is ripping OneRepublic off!

This is blog #40

I didn't update it daily as I promised, but I'm only human.

So I'm listening to OneRepublic ft. Timbaland - Apologize

Then I go find the original Apologize.

It's basically a carbon copy except Timbaland says

Eh
Eh

every now and then, and Apologize has become one of the most hit songs, and what's so ridiculous about it is that it's usually tagged as Timbaland ft. OneRepublic.
Yep. Timbaland featuring OneRepublic. 25 weeks on Billboard all credited mainly to the guy that says 'eh eh' throughout the song.

Wow, and my biology test.

The Rockets are 24-19, but this is only good enough for the 10th spot in the West. Yep. 5 games above .500 isn't enough for a playoff spot.

Hopefully they'll race up ahead and get a playoff spot. Since McGrady returned the Rockets have been riding a 4 game winning streak.

I have a Biology test on Monday, so good luck to me. There is a lot more stuff to revise than the Physics test, where all my revision notes where written conveniently on 1 post it. Yep. One.

My Awesome Spurs Poem

Yea I haven't really been committing to my blog lately, but maybe I'll do a bit of blogging from now on. Meanwhile you can all enjoy my Spurs poem.

With a pick set by Franky E
Off to the basket is Tony P
Who gives it up to Timmy D
Who kicks it out to Manny G
Who swings it to Brucey B
Who spots up for a Corner 3

My Video is so good.

The first 'Where Amazing Happens' Parody. Yes ma'am this is the one that started it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDThc4rL4_U

And I made it.

If you're my friend in real life be happy. :)