http://www.myfoxcolorado.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=6A99027A1ECB6A03E940B0D5217282D7?contentId=5255298&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
She's 35. What a weirdo. Why would you want to do that?
Anyway I went to Shanghai and spent Christmas on the plane. For some reason I was always sleepy in Shanghai so we would just eat and then sleep.
Now that I'm back in Hong Kong I feel kinda sick. That sucks. I hate being sick. I've been sneezing a lot and I have a runny nose.
Get well soon to myself.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
BOOM GOT THEM THO!
First of all, I would like to congratulate the Houston Rockets for winning a game over the Pistons, and once Rafer Alston starts Yao gets 21 shots. Coincidence? xP
They barely had any makes from the Free Throw line but they still won so I don't care. A win is a win.
Anyway, the main focus of this entry is ROD BENSON. He is amazing. I hope he makes the NBA one day. Here is his website. He likes blogging about random crap and makes funny videos. Check out his website.
http://www.toomuchrodbenson.com/
I love that guy.
They barely had any makes from the Free Throw line but they still won so I don't care. A win is a win.
Anyway, the main focus of this entry is ROD BENSON. He is amazing. I hope he makes the NBA one day. Here is his website. He likes blogging about random crap and makes funny videos. Check out his website.
http://www.toomuchrodbenson.com/
I love that guy.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Rockets suck!
Rockets who got guys like Luis Scola, Mike James, Steve Francis and a brand new Coach and with that Bonzi Wells for the new season are only 11-11. That is good for 9th in the West. Now Rockets will eventually make the playoffs because they're good, but seriously, what the fuck. They started off the season 6-1 including a huge win against San Antonio and barely losing to the Mavs barely, and now they're 11.
In today's what-would've-been-blow-out game, T-Mac 'sprained' his ankle and was unable to return. Rockets were down by 28. Now that is just a bad sign. From what I've seen he was fine to play and he could walk, so he basically just gave up on the team.
That's just stupid.
And what's up with Yao Ming? 21 shots over the course of last 2 games, both losses. Failing to score at least 20 points. The 2 most recent wins from the Rockets were when Yao got 17 shots (making 10) and 18 shots (making 9). Give the man the ball. When all else isn't falling, give Yao Ming the ball. Last year it was stupid ass feed the ball to Yao and if he doesn't make it kick the ball out style, but it worked.
So Rockets need to get Yao the fucking ball.
Now I haven't been watching the last 2 games so I don't know if it was because of Steve Francis starting or whatever, but the Philly game is no excuse as Stevie barely got to play.
T-Mac was on fire in the 1st quarter, but what the hell happened next?
The Rockets weren't play the Spurs, or Mavs, or Suns, or Celtics, or even the Lakers.
They were playing the Philadelphia 76ers.
Kind of disappointed as I expected more, but with 60 games left in the season, who knows?
In today's what-would've-been-blow-out game, T-Mac 'sprained' his ankle and was unable to return. Rockets were down by 28. Now that is just a bad sign. From what I've seen he was fine to play and he could walk, so he basically just gave up on the team.
That's just stupid.
And what's up with Yao Ming? 21 shots over the course of last 2 games, both losses. Failing to score at least 20 points. The 2 most recent wins from the Rockets were when Yao got 17 shots (making 10) and 18 shots (making 9). Give the man the ball. When all else isn't falling, give Yao Ming the ball. Last year it was stupid ass feed the ball to Yao and if he doesn't make it kick the ball out style, but it worked.
So Rockets need to get Yao the fucking ball.
Now I haven't been watching the last 2 games so I don't know if it was because of Steve Francis starting or whatever, but the Philly game is no excuse as Stevie barely got to play.
T-Mac was on fire in the 1st quarter, but what the hell happened next?
The Rockets weren't play the Spurs, or Mavs, or Suns, or Celtics, or even the Lakers.
They were playing the Philadelphia 76ers.
Kind of disappointed as I expected more, but with 60 games left in the season, who knows?
Sunday, December 9, 2007
The barber shop
I usually get my haircut at Ma On Shan because I used to live there but today I didn't feel like going that far just to get my hair cut.
I also went to 'Heng Fa Chuen' to get my hair cut once because my sister and I were having a 'let's go to some random place' mood so we went there. On that day we ate Spanish food and I got my hair cut for 80 dollars and I looked like a little boy and everyone was like ahaha Jordan did you put a bowl over your head and cut it?
Anyway today I just went somewhere close so I went to Jordan (ahahaha so funny) to get my hair cut.
I had to wait like 30 minutes until it was my turn and I had to wait in this barber shop that had this smell which was a cross of papaya and shit.
Later I went to wash my hair just like in every other place and the lady gave me some lovely grapefruit flavored shampoo. I'm not crazy over grapefruit but I don't hate it, but what if someone hated grapefruit? How can you just stick some strongly flavored shampoo on someone?
Then after a while I got my hair cut. The manager called her 妹妹 so I was like hmm cool. I had to wait a while for this '妹妹' to show up and the lady earlier took my towel off and my hair looked like Pat Riley's hair so I just sat there with Pat Riley hair for like 15 minutes.
Then the '妹妹' turned out to be some kinda fat woman with lovely hair.
And on with the hair cutting.
She is the 2nd slowest hair cutter ever.
The slowest hair cut I've ever had was at this place called 'Head' or something, and this dude with a fringe and plastic framed glasses was like combing my hair and then he cuts like the very very tip of it and he does it over and over again.
This one wasn't that bad but she had 2 hair clips. So she would just clip like a bunch of my hair and then go cut the hair below it.
I don't know if she was going for like this layered approach which I've seen but I'd imagine it look pretty stupid on a boy.
Then she clips my hair in like a thousand places and starts cutting it.
She does everything at the side and back first and it was ok cause I couldn't see any of it.
Then when she got to the front she like made the front of my hair slanted. You know how all the local boys have hair like that.
That's what she did.
I didn't really care cause usually when they do that after you wash your hair again you can kinda make it un-slanty.
Also she likes to play with my hair a lot. Like quite a lot and she'd like grab it and squeeze it like it was tissue.
Then later she like tapped the side of my face to fix my hair or something.
And her hands were fucking sweaty.
So after I find out that she has sweaty ass hands everytime she 'styles' my hair I go like wtf sick cause the way she grabs it it's like if you have sauce on your finger tips then you like kinda squeeze the tissue when you wipe it off.
That's what she did.
So I got home and I tried to make it unslanty but it just had to be slanty so I'm like shit it looks so stupid.
So for like the first time ever I cut my hair by myself. I took some random scissors and I started cutting my hair by myself, so if you see me at school tomorrow, go check it out.
Then I saw that the back of my head was kinda lame but it is me and all the other 6 billion human beings in the world to have limited vision where you have barely 180 degrees of vision, so I couldn't cut the back cause I'm scared it'll look even worse.
So on my way home after my ridiculously horrendous haircut, I encountered
2 Inoiaegaojklstan kids that tried to limbo through a police line (it wasn't a real police line someone stole it and put it across something)
A taxi driver that sang the Chinese song from the radio.
An Indian dude unloading what must've been 20 suitcases/huge bags from the lift by himself.
I also went to 'Heng Fa Chuen' to get my hair cut once because my sister and I were having a 'let's go to some random place' mood so we went there. On that day we ate Spanish food and I got my hair cut for 80 dollars and I looked like a little boy and everyone was like ahaha Jordan did you put a bowl over your head and cut it?
Anyway today I just went somewhere close so I went to Jordan (ahahaha so funny) to get my hair cut.
I had to wait like 30 minutes until it was my turn and I had to wait in this barber shop that had this smell which was a cross of papaya and shit.
Later I went to wash my hair just like in every other place and the lady gave me some lovely grapefruit flavored shampoo. I'm not crazy over grapefruit but I don't hate it, but what if someone hated grapefruit? How can you just stick some strongly flavored shampoo on someone?
Then after a while I got my hair cut. The manager called her 妹妹 so I was like hmm cool. I had to wait a while for this '妹妹' to show up and the lady earlier took my towel off and my hair looked like Pat Riley's hair so I just sat there with Pat Riley hair for like 15 minutes.
Then the '妹妹' turned out to be some kinda fat woman with lovely hair.
And on with the hair cutting.
She is the 2nd slowest hair cutter ever.
The slowest hair cut I've ever had was at this place called 'Head' or something, and this dude with a fringe and plastic framed glasses was like combing my hair and then he cuts like the very very tip of it and he does it over and over again.
This one wasn't that bad but she had 2 hair clips. So she would just clip like a bunch of my hair and then go cut the hair below it.
I don't know if she was going for like this layered approach which I've seen but I'd imagine it look pretty stupid on a boy.
Then she clips my hair in like a thousand places and starts cutting it.
She does everything at the side and back first and it was ok cause I couldn't see any of it.
Then when she got to the front she like made the front of my hair slanted. You know how all the local boys have hair like that.
That's what she did.
I didn't really care cause usually when they do that after you wash your hair again you can kinda make it un-slanty.
Also she likes to play with my hair a lot. Like quite a lot and she'd like grab it and squeeze it like it was tissue.
Then later she like tapped the side of my face to fix my hair or something.
And her hands were fucking sweaty.
So after I find out that she has sweaty ass hands everytime she 'styles' my hair I go like wtf sick cause the way she grabs it it's like if you have sauce on your finger tips then you like kinda squeeze the tissue when you wipe it off.
That's what she did.
So I got home and I tried to make it unslanty but it just had to be slanty so I'm like shit it looks so stupid.
So for like the first time ever I cut my hair by myself. I took some random scissors and I started cutting my hair by myself, so if you see me at school tomorrow, go check it out.
Then I saw that the back of my head was kinda lame but it is me and all the other 6 billion human beings in the world to have limited vision where you have barely 180 degrees of vision, so I couldn't cut the back cause I'm scared it'll look even worse.
So on my way home after my ridiculously horrendous haircut, I encountered
2 Inoiaegaojklstan kids that tried to limbo through a police line (it wasn't a real police line someone stole it and put it across something)
A taxi driver that sang the Chinese song from the radio.
An Indian dude unloading what must've been 20 suitcases/huge bags from the lift by himself.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
No pok
The other day Martin showed me this really funny video on YouTube, and it's pretty damn funny. It's about these guys going to some Indian restaurant that doesn't serve pork and pissing the damn waiter off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBDA_4DKrbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBDA_4DKrbM
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Manga
If most of you know me, I've always liked Manga more than Anime. Here are some reasons why
Latest Read
Naruto - 380
This chapter is badass. Jiraiya sees these super mega crazy assholes that are like invincible and Sasuke finally sees Itachi.
Bleach - 265
Yes I am very behind on Bleach and I am reading it as I type this post.
www.onemanga.com
All your needs for Manga. It's High Quality most of the time and has a lot of series and it updates mega fast.
- Less time consuming
- It's the original thing, yes the manga came first
- No fillers and crap
- No accidentally introduced stuff that contradicts future stuff
Latest Read
Naruto - 380
This chapter is badass. Jiraiya sees these super mega crazy assholes that are like invincible and Sasuke finally sees Itachi.
Bleach - 265
Yes I am very behind on Bleach and I am reading it as I type this post.
www.onemanga.com
All your needs for Manga. It's High Quality most of the time and has a lot of series and it updates mega fast.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Test your typing speed! And try and beat me! :D
Try and beat me.
http://labs.jphantom.com/wpm/
The scores being given out are a bit too high, but I'm ownage so I don't care.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
MTR/KCR Merger
Should've posted this a while ago, but the KCR and MTR are merging, so now the KCR is officially part of the MTR. I bought some tickets for the KCR on the last day and there were like at least 100 other people buying them at Mong Kok (not even the busiest station) while I was there. I purposely bought a ticket today to see what it looked like and it was like this new MTR ticket. I don't know if the MTR was using cause I haven't been taking the MTR lately. But it's a pretty cool looking ticket cause it shows the Hong Kong skyline and it's orange which is pretty cool. Anyway not much different about the KCR. It's the same everything except the logos have changed or have been removed and the map looks cooler.
Last.fm
Last.fm is pretty damn cool. You go to www.last.fm , then you install the thingy then you can either play straight from Last.fm or install the plug in thing so that it records things from your Windows Media Player/iTunes/foobar/Winamp/Whatever and if it's like a good song where there's like the Artist and Album stuff it records it then later last.fm can recommend artists that are similar to the artist and then based on what you've listened to it will recommend some songs for you. It's great if the songs that you have are the good quality ones but if they're those shit ones that you grab off Bittorrent then it's too bad. :P
I'm using it now and it's like recording the songs I'm playing which is pretty cool.
It also says the top artists for like a certain period of time so that's pretty damn cool. If you're stuck on what to listen to go to last.fm
woohoo.
I'm using it now and it's like recording the songs I'm playing which is pretty cool.
It also says the top artists for like a certain period of time so that's pretty damn cool. If you're stuck on what to listen to go to last.fm
woohoo.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Miss China wins Miss World
I had fun yesterday. I was kinda bored at the beach but then later me and Ben were prank calling and we prank called 'Crocs' and asking if it was the Cocks shop and stuff like I want Big Black Cocks oh I want to exchange cocks my yellow cocks is too small I want a big black cocks and stuff like that.
Miss China wins Miss World.
Woohoo China.
Now don't get me wrong, Miss China is pretty hot but China again! They're like getting so damn huge! Yao Ming, Jackie Chan, Chinese movies getting out on the Western market, Olympics in Beijing, Chinese stocks and shit and now kids learn Mandarin instead of French/Spanish in school.
And now China wins Miss World?
Well I'm pretty proud to be Chinese so I don't really care, but it's great that China is getting like super good. :)
Miss China wins Miss World.
Woohoo China.
Now don't get me wrong, Miss China is pretty hot but China again! They're like getting so damn huge! Yao Ming, Jackie Chan, Chinese movies getting out on the Western market, Olympics in Beijing, Chinese stocks and shit and now kids learn Mandarin instead of French/Spanish in school.
And now China wins Miss World?
Well I'm pretty proud to be Chinese so I don't really care, but it's great that China is getting like super good. :)
Friday, November 30, 2007
Magic and Suns
Watched some of the best basketball today. Dwight Howard facing off against Amaré Stoudemire, 2 of the best bigs in the years to come. Dwight Howard was owning the show putting up a 30-20 game, but it was a disappointing end for the Magic. They fouled Nash and Nash missed a free throw which was pretty damn rare and then Shard got fouled and hit 2 clutch free throws, then they fouled Marion who split his free throws which made it a 2 point game. Rashard Lewis spots up wide open with a straight on 3 and AIRBALLS and then game over.
Its nice that Steve Francis is finally getting some playing time. He's very productive per minute and yes turnovers are still his problem. He had a huge play in the Phoenix game, so good to see you back Stevie.
I'm going to Sneha and Joanna and Sarah's super 3 in 1 birthday party later today. I'll have good fun. :)
Its nice that Steve Francis is finally getting some playing time. He's very productive per minute and yes turnovers are still his problem. He had a huge play in the Phoenix game, so good to see you back Stevie.
I'm going to Sneha and Joanna and Sarah's super 3 in 1 birthday party later today. I'll have good fun. :)
Monday, November 26, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Rockets break their slump and I own at Fantasy Basketball
Rockets finally won. They lost 6 straight but they've finally won a game against the Nuggets. Steve Francis got to play which was great. I was getting a little worried today. Today I watched the Bucks and Mavs game where Jason Terry hit a useless buzzer beating 3, then I was like bwahaha how stupid of him. Then later I checked my Fantasy thing.
I had a clean sweep and I won the 3 pointers by 1. Thank you JET.
I had a clean sweep and I won the 3 pointers by 1. Thank you JET.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
New computer
Yes, again. The first one the Windows Explorer had to restart once I had like 2 of them on, which is a pain in the ass, so I got a new one since it had 10 day return guarantee thing. Today there was this girl who came in and asked if there was a sweater in the form room then Yoyo was like NO PISS OFF. Or whatever then that was so mean and then she was outside and she was all sad so I went after her and I said hey yo wait. Then Michelle said there was a sweater that had Vivian on it so I said is your name Vivian and she said yes and then she got it and then on her way out she didn't say thank you or anything after I went after her so I said "YOUR WELCOME!" and then finally she said thank you.
She's so rude. No manners. Usually people don't care but I cared and she doesn't appreciate it at all! Hmmph.
School fair is on Saturday. My form is doing Dance Dance Revolution. That's pretty weird. :P
She's so rude. No manners. Usually people don't care but I cared and she doesn't appreciate it at all! Hmmph.
School fair is on Saturday. My form is doing Dance Dance Revolution. That's pretty weird. :P
Friday, November 16, 2007
Vote Antoine Walker and Shane Battier into the All-Star Game!
http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=729258
Facebook Group - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5823523157
Please vote these 2 guys. Now that Toine is out of Miami everyone loves him. Battier is one of the hardest working players in the NBA but no one appreciates him cause he doesn't do highlight reel dunks and stuff.
Facebook Group - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5823523157
Please vote these 2 guys. Now that Toine is out of Miami everyone loves him. Battier is one of the hardest working players in the NBA but no one appreciates him cause he doesn't do highlight reel dunks and stuff.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
I got a new computer
And I'm using it now. It's great. Nothing too fancy and I'm running Vista. I have a 19" monitor which is widescreen so it's pretty exciting. :P
Anyway the All-Star Ballots were announced today which is pretty early, and I'll go through each of them.
Anyway the All-Star Ballots were announced today which is pretty early, and I'll go through each of them.
EAST GUARDS (24)
Ray Allen, Boston - ok
Gilbert Arenas, Washington - Has a huge slump but ok.
Chauncey Billups, Detroit - Solid.
Vince Carter, New Jersey - Ok, is also having a slump
Jamal Crawford, New York - This guy has been playing really well.
Raymond Felton, Charlotte - Ok
T.J. Ford, Toronto - Yea he's ok
Ben Gordon, Chicago - Gordon is a prick for wanting a lot of money but ok.
Richard Hamilton, Detroit - Fine
Kirk Hinrich, Chicago - This guy's good.
Larry Hughes, Cleveland - Lame.
Andre Iguodala, Philadelphia - Ok go Iguodala. He'd be great in the All-Star game.
Joe Johnson, Atlanta - Good guy on a bad team
Jason Kapono, Toronto - What the fuck is he doing here? Jamario Moon should be here.
Jason Kidd, New Jersey - Man this guy can still fucking play. He's like 78.
Stephon Marbury, New York - Probably played his last game with the Knicks. :S
Andre Miller, Philadelphia - This guy's great. Veteran leader with a bunch of young athletic dicks.
Jameer Nelson, Orlando - Ok. He kinda sucks though.
Anthony Parker, Toronto - This guy was doing it last year but not really this year.
Michael Redd, Milwaukee - YEA GET HIM IN THE ALL-STAR GAME.
Jason Richardson, Charlotte - Fine. This guy's playing good in Charlotte. I think.
Jamaal Tinsley, Indiana - Lame.
Dwyane Wade, Miami - Ok.
Maurice Williams, Milwaukee - Yea.
EAST FORWARDS (24)
Andrea Bargnani, Toronto - Great
Chris Bosh, Toronto - Great
Caron Butler, Washington - Seriously the ballots are so early, but this guy is getting it done when Arenas is being a dick.
Luol Deng, Chicago - Good.
Mike Dunleavy, Indiana - Yea this guy's carrying Indiana with Granger
Kevin Garnett, Boston - Lock
Drew Gooden, Cleveland - Wtf
Danny Granger, Indiana - Getting it done with Dunleavy.
Udonis Haslem, Miami - Yea fine. Shaq's sucking this guy's getting better.
LeBron James, Cleveland - Prick.
Antawn Jamison, Washington - Ok.
Richard Jefferson, New Jersey - Yea this guy is stepping in for that Carter shit.
Kyle Korver, Philadelphia - What?
David Lee, New York - Maybe last year. This year he's solid.
Rashard Lewis, Orlando - Ok.
Antonio McDyess, Detroit - Haha wtf.
Andres Nocioni, Chicago - NO NO NO NOCIONI.
Paul Pierce, Boston - Ok.
Tayshaun Prince, Detroit - Yea like all the Pistons are in now.
Zach Randolph, New York - Z-Bo's fine in NY.
Josh Smith, Atlanta - Athletic but that's about it.
Hedo Turkoglu, Orlando - This guy is beastly.
Charlie Villanueva, Milwaukee - Hahahhahahaha
Gerald Wallace, Charlotte - Athletic... Ok not All-Star worthy ok.
EAST CENTERS (12)
Andrew Bogut, Milwaukee - Fine.
Eddy Curry, New York - Yea.
Samuel Dalembert, Philadelphia - The Center position is really week.
Dwight Howard, Orlando - Yep. Should be starting
Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Cleveland - Ok.
Nenad Krstic, New Jersey - bahahahaha
Emeka Okafor, Charlotte - Go Okafor.
Jermaine O’Neal, Indiana - JO's just coming back from his injury.
Shaquille O’Neal, Miami - Oh dude.
Zaza Pachulia, Atlanta - AHAHAHAH
Ben Wallace, Chicago - Ok.
Rasheed Wallace, Detroit - Yea like 5 Pistons in the game. That's really gonna happen.
WEST GUARDS (24)
Leandro Barbosa, Phoenix - Ok
Raja Bell, Phoenix - Oh my.
Mike Bibby, Sacramento - This guy needs to get in. If the All-Star game was in Sacto last year Bibby should've went.
Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers - Ok
Baron Davis, Golden State - Go Baron. Should get in this year.
Monta Ellis, Golden State - Ahaha
Michael Finley, San Antonio - wtf.
Randy Foye, Minnesota - No chance this year Chris Paul is a beast.
Manu Ginobili, San Antonio - Ok.
Allen Iverson, Denver - Whoa AI.
Jarrett Jack, Portland - ahahahaha
Stephen Jackson, Golden State - bahahahahaha Like 3 Warriors in the ballot so far,
Kevin Martin, Sacramento - He's good.
Tracy McGrady, Houston - T-MAC!
Cuttino Mobley, LA Clippers - CUTTINO
Steve Nash, Phoenix - Woo 3 Suns so far.
Tony Parker, San Antonio - Lame.
Chris Paul, New Orleans - This guy must go.
Luke Ridnour, Seattle - Fluke.
Brandon Roy, Portland - Ok. Maybe as a reserve reserve reserve.
Jerry Stackhouse, Dallas - Wtf.
Jason Terry, Dallas - Ahaha
Antoine Walker, Minnesota - ROFL
Deron Williams, Utah - Yea this guy needs to go to. Dude that's a lot of guards.
WEST FORWARDS (24)
Carmelo Anthony, Denver - Should probably start.
Ron Artest, Sacramento - Whoa.
Shane Battier, Houston - Bahahaha
Carlos Boozer, Utah - LAME
Bruce Bowen, San Antonio - ROFL
Nick Collison, Seattle - o_O
Kevin Durant, Seattle - Ok.
Rudy Gay, Memphis - He's ok now.
Al Harrington, Golden State - 4 Warriors so far.
Grant Hill, Phoenix - 4 Suns
Josh Howard, Dallas - 3 Mavs
Al Jefferson, Minnesota - Wtf.
Andrei Kirilenko, Utah - Crybaby whining bitch.
Corey Maggette, LA Clippers - Where's Cassell
Shawn Marion, Phoenix - 5 Suns.
Mike Miller, Memphis - Lame.
Nêne, Denver - Ahahahaa
Dirk Nowitzki, Dallas - 4 Mavs
Lamar Odom, LA Lakers - Ok.
Luis Scola, Houston - WTF EVEN I DON'T THINK THIS SHOULD BE HERE.
Peja Stojakovic, New Orleans - Might get in, he's hosting and all.
Wally Szczerbiak, Seattle - lame.
Luke Walton, L.A. Lakers - wtf.
David West, New Orleans - Ok.
WEST CENTERS (12)
LaMarcus Aldridge, Portland - He's playing really well.
Andris Biedrins, Golden State - Maybe last year.
Marcus Camby, Denver - Playing well.
Tyson Chandler, New Orleans - Might get in.
Erick Dampier, Dallas - Pfft.
Tim Duncan, San Antonio - Why is he here?
Pau Gasol, Memphis - Ok.
Chris Kaman, LA Clippers - This guy deserves a nod. Whoa no Brand :P
Brad Miller, Sacramento - Ok.
Mehmet Okur, Utah - LAME.
Amaré Stoudemire, Phoenix - Playing behind Yao.
Yao Ming, Houston - Starter over here.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
I watched the school production today
And it was worth it. $40 for yummy Terra chips and a funny show. The funny bits are all kinda offending people cause it was what I found funny so I want post any of it. But yea, if you're in my school you definitely should watch it. I haven't seen any of the school productions before since I'm kinda anti-school production but it was worth it. It was pretty funny. Mr Stone ahaha.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Heir Jordan
Son of the world's greatest basketball player, Jeffrey Jordan, or 'Jeff Jordan' as he is known. He recently chose to go play College Ball at Illinois and will make his college debut tomorrow.
I'll be looking at this website tomorrow.
http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/player/profile?playerId=36617
Bookmark it, whatever, Heir Jordan is coming. Don't expect him to do too well, maybe just a solid performance like a couple of assists or something. He's not going to be as good as his dad obviously.
I'll be looking at this website tomorrow.
http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/player/profile?playerId=36617
Bookmark it, whatever, Heir Jordan is coming. Don't expect him to do too well, maybe just a solid performance like a couple of assists or something. He's not going to be as good as his dad obviously.
Friday, November 9, 2007
What a day in the NBA
I watched like 6 live NBA games today. I found a way to hack league pass.
Rockets and Bucks game was nice. Yi was killing it in the second half but in the 4th quarter Michael Redd was being a chucker so Yi didn't really make much noise.
I'm now watching the Jazz/Sonics game. Sonics are looking to take their first win.
I hate all Jazz players they're all such bitches, like when Okur hits those open shots his face is all screwed up.
Now in the stream this person keeps going
WHEEWWW
WHEEWWWW
Damn what a game this is! I'm blogging this live and now Sonics have the ball the game is tied at 101.
Kevin Durant just blocked Carlos Boozer and then scored on the other end. This is crazyass shit right there.
Jeff Green is playing really well as well. Maybe in a few years. Kevin Durant is crazy. Later he's gonna get stronger and he'll be a much better player.
17.1 to play Jazz up by 2 103-101 after a Delonte turnover.
This gives Durant the chance to win the game.
Damn Sonics got it stripped away and now Jazz inbound...
STOLEN
Kevin Durant had a chance to tie the game and they lost.
GRAAA
Kirilenko blocked it a bit. What a heartbreaker for Sonics fans.
Watching the Cavs Kings game now!
It's all back and forth and now there's 12 seconds left, Sacramento down by 2 and they have the ball.
LeBron scored like 7 near the end and played pretty good defense on the last possesion. Kings lose. I watched so many games today, that was the last one.
Rockets and Bucks game was nice. Yi was killing it in the second half but in the 4th quarter Michael Redd was being a chucker so Yi didn't really make much noise.
I'm now watching the Jazz/Sonics game. Sonics are looking to take their first win.
I hate all Jazz players they're all such bitches, like when Okur hits those open shots his face is all screwed up.
Now in the stream this person keeps going
WHEEWWW
WHEEWWWW
Damn what a game this is! I'm blogging this live and now Sonics have the ball the game is tied at 101.
Kevin Durant just blocked Carlos Boozer and then scored on the other end. This is crazyass shit right there.
Jeff Green is playing really well as well. Maybe in a few years. Kevin Durant is crazy. Later he's gonna get stronger and he'll be a much better player.
17.1 to play Jazz up by 2 103-101 after a Delonte turnover.
This gives Durant the chance to win the game.
Damn Sonics got it stripped away and now Jazz inbound...
STOLEN
Kevin Durant had a chance to tie the game and they lost.
GRAAA
Kirilenko blocked it a bit. What a heartbreaker for Sonics fans.
Watching the Cavs Kings game now!
It's all back and forth and now there's 12 seconds left, Sacramento down by 2 and they have the ball.
LeBron scored like 7 near the end and played pretty good defense on the last possesion. Kings lose. I watched so many games today, that was the last one.
Yao VS Yi
It's coming soon. Expect like at least 1 billion to be watching. China has like nearly 1.4 billion people so take away all the poor peeps and you got like a billion.Then you got like Hong Kong, then some other Asian countries and then USA, you got yourself like 2 fucking billion.
2 billion people watching a basketball game.
Wow.
Today Ms Griffiths was nice and didn't make my class do Geography, so that's great. I got my Chemistry test results back and I got 82% which is probably good enough for an A. I guess it's not too bad seeing as I wasn't listening to quite a lot of what he said. The test was out of 50, and there was like 1 questions I could've gotten right and the rest I don't really think I can do much more.
In other news.
My grandma is in hospital in intensive care unit. That sucks. Hope she gets well soon.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Spidergirl...
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/eight-limbed-girl-has-successful-surgery/20071106081709990001
"This girl can now lead as good a life as anyone else," Patil said from a hospital in the southern Indian city of Bangalore.
Lakshmi, who has been revered by some in her village as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, was born joined at the pelvis to a "parasitic twin" that stopped developing in her mother's womb. The surviving fetus absorbed the limbs, kidneys and other body parts of the undeveloped fetus.
"This is a very rare occurrence," said Dr. Doug Miniati a pediatric surgeon at the University of California, San Francisco, who was not involved in the surgery. Miniati said the surgery was extremely complicated but her chances of survival were greater because she was not joined at the heart or brain.
The doctors worked through the night to remove the extra limbs and organs. By midnight, a team of neurologists had separated the fused spines while orthopedic surgeons removed most of the "parasite," carefully identifying which organs and internal structures belonged to the girl, said Patil.
Then began the difficult job of reconstructing Lakshmi's lower body.
The operation included transplanting a good kidney into Lakshmi from the twin. The team also used tissue from the twin to help rebuild the pelvic area, one of the most complicated parts of the surgery, Patil said.
Fucking scary bitch.
Eight-Limbed Girl Has Successful Surgery
Lakshmi, who has been revered by some in her village as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, was born joined at the pelvis to a "parasitic twin" that stopped developing in her mother's womb. The surviving fetus absorbed the limbs, kidneys and other body parts of the undeveloped fetus.
"This is a very rare occurrence," said Dr. Doug Miniati a pediatric surgeon at the University of California, San Francisco, who was not involved in the surgery. Miniati said the surgery was extremely complicated but her chances of survival were greater because she was not joined at the heart or brain.
The doctors worked through the night to remove the extra limbs and organs. By midnight, a team of neurologists had separated the fused spines while orthopedic surgeons removed most of the "parasite," carefully identifying which organs and internal structures belonged to the girl, said Patil.
Then began the difficult job of reconstructing Lakshmi's lower body.
The operation included transplanting a good kidney into Lakshmi from the twin. The team also used tissue from the twin to help rebuild the pelvic area, one of the most complicated parts of the surgery, Patil said.
Fucking scary bitch.
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Monday, November 5, 2007
Heartbreaking loss
Today is Staff Training Day in school and school is closed. None of the students have to go to school but the teachers do. So I woke up this morning to watch the Rockets game at Dallas. Turns out there was this weirdo Daylight Saving shit which I don't understand and the game started later.
It was a great game. It was a close game the whole time until Jason Terry decided to go on a 10-0 run by himself to put the Mavericks up by 5 early in the 4th. Then they rallied back and orth a little before Dirk hit a 3 that was super shooter's bounce as it bounced off the front of the rim like a whole fucking meter and then dropped into the hoop.
That was the dagger and the Rockets ended up losing. They weren't giving Yao the ball enough during the second half and Yao only had like 12 shots, he should have at least 20 shots but whatever. That really sucked.
So the Rockets are 3-1 heading into the second of their back to back game against San Antonio. That's just not fair. Now I am going to do my whole day TV Show marathon starting with Season 2 Episode 6 of Heroes.
There's this blonde electric chick that's pretty hot and then this black chick who's ability is crazy. She watches something and she can learn it. If I was her I'd go watch some Ray Allen mixes and some Vince Carter mixes then I'd be like the best player ever. Oh watch a Kareem and AI, then Olympics high jump and the super 100m sprint. I'd be the fastest player with mad handles like AI and the shooting touch of Ray Allen and the athleticism and Vince Carter's slams and Kareem's skyhook. That's fucking crazy. Oh add a Steve Nash/Jason Kidd mix and I'll be lobbing alley oops from full court.
It was a great game. It was a close game the whole time until Jason Terry decided to go on a 10-0 run by himself to put the Mavericks up by 5 early in the 4th. Then they rallied back and orth a little before Dirk hit a 3 that was super shooter's bounce as it bounced off the front of the rim like a whole fucking meter and then dropped into the hoop.
That was the dagger and the Rockets ended up losing. They weren't giving Yao the ball enough during the second half and Yao only had like 12 shots, he should have at least 20 shots but whatever. That really sucked.
So the Rockets are 3-1 heading into the second of their back to back game against San Antonio. That's just not fair. Now I am going to do my whole day TV Show marathon starting with Season 2 Episode 6 of Heroes.
There's this blonde electric chick that's pretty hot and then this black chick who's ability is crazy. She watches something and she can learn it. If I was her I'd go watch some Ray Allen mixes and some Vince Carter mixes then I'd be like the best player ever. Oh watch a Kareem and AI, then Olympics high jump and the super 100m sprint. I'd be the fastest player with mad handles like AI and the shooting touch of Ray Allen and the athleticism and Vince Carter's slams and Kareem's skyhook. That's fucking crazy. Oh add a Steve Nash/Jason Kidd mix and I'll be lobbing alley oops from full court.
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Ben's dream play.
Benjamin Young was born somewhere near Cleveland but was raised somewhere in Connecticut. His dad used to be a professor in UCONN when Ray Allen was going to school there. Ben later moved to Hong Kong and went to Shatin Junior School when he was a fat little American boy with glasses wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey thinking he's cool. Growing up, Ben was a Lakers fan, But became a Sonics fans later on because of Ray Allen and because Kobe Bryant sucks. Ben despised Larry Bird and criticized him because he can only shoot 3s and rebounds a bit and is white. This is also a very accurate description of Benjamin. Later on when Ray Allen got traded to the Boston Celtics, Ben decided to be a Boston fan.
Later on when Paul and Ben were having one of their little chats Benjamin was like "Are you kidding Paul? The Celtics are the best basketball team in the history of the NBA! Hello? Larry Legend?"
And this is when Paul said "I thought you hate Larry Bird."
Then Ben responded with a smile on his face and he sinks a jumpshot.
Ben and Paul were very good buddies and they always had little debates. Paul was a Raptors fan because he was born in Canada and he likes to drink a lot of syrup and speak French. Ben's dream play would be Ray Allen hitting a 3 to beat the Raptors.
That's just what happened today. Today Me, Ben, Paul, William and Tapiwanashe Adrian Mazinyi our Zimbabwean friend used one of the school laptops during a break and went on NBA.com. We saw the score where Boston is up by 3. Ben said with a smile on his face "Oh Ray Allen hit the gamewinning 3." At this point in time no one really believed him cause that's what everyone would say about their favorite player. As we continued we saw...
Later on when Paul and Ben were having one of their little chats Benjamin was like "Are you kidding Paul? The Celtics are the best basketball team in the history of the NBA! Hello? Larry Legend?"
And this is when Paul said "I thought you hate Larry Bird."
Then Ben responded with a smile on his face and he sinks a jumpshot.
Ben and Paul were very good buddies and they always had little debates. Paul was a Raptors fan because he was born in Canada and he likes to drink a lot of syrup and speak French. Ben's dream play would be Ray Allen hitting a 3 to beat the Raptors.
That's just what happened today. Today Me, Ben, Paul, William and Tapiwanashe Adrian Mazinyi our Zimbabwean friend used one of the school laptops during a break and went on NBA.com. We saw the score where Boston is up by 3. Ben said with a smile on his face "Oh Ray Allen hit the gamewinning 3." At this point in time no one really believed him cause that's what everyone would say about their favorite player. As we continued we saw...
Celtics 98, Raptors 95 (F)
00:02:05 |
Play
Ray Allen hit a game-winning 3-pointer as the Celtics beat the Raptors in OT, 98-95.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Update on Gilbert Arenas
Gilbert's guarantee a big fat zero
As Gilbert Arenas would probably be the first to admit, it’s all about him all the time.
He actually felt honored when the TD Banknorth Garden crowd put him on the same pedestal as the Yankees, serenading the Wizards star throughout the night with a “Gilbert Sucks” chant.
“I just love that,” he said of the Yankees distinction after the Celtics’ 103-83 opening night win over the Wizards - a game that Arenas had guaranteed as a win earlier in the week on his “Agent Zero” blog.
“That was great out there,” he said. “They’re up by 20 in the second quarter, and (the crowd) is still going at it. From the beginning, from the tip - you never know what it’s like until you’ve played in this kind of atmosphere.
“I’m not sure I’ve ever been in something like this in the playoffs,” said Arenas. “This might be the best I’ve seen.”
Arenas was reminded of his failed guarantee every time he touched the ball.
“Ya’ll told me so,” he said, smiling. “I put my foot in my mouth. I know that tomorrow I’ll get killed by all the analysts, but that’s part of the excitement. The whole crowd was chanting my name. Hey, that’s what it’s all about. I’m an entertainer.
“Right now it’s great to be a Boston fan,” said Arenas. “You know your Sox won, Boston College is No. 2, your Patriots are No. 1 and now you have these three (basketball players). It is great to be a Boston fan and the crowd showed it tonight.”
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/celtics/view.bg?articleid=1042275How pathetic. Seriously he just finds these ways to cover up for him when he loses then when he wins he's all like "Yea I know I'm good."
大閘蟹
大閘蟹 is like the greatest crab ever. Today my neighbor decided to show up and give us 3 free 大閘蟹. It was excellent. If you don't know what it is it's like crab but with lots of that soft gooey orange stuff (eggs/ovaries... But male crabs have them too. :S). Anyway it's just delicious. You open the crab, eat the stuff out the shell, split the crab then you just sink your mouth into this rich gooey goodness. Slurping up all the yummy orange stuff. It's heavenly. Then you use like 30 minutes of your time to get like 1 bite of crab meat out, then you do it again for the other half. But it's all worth it. I'm not a big fan of crab but 大閘蟹 is a crab I'm willing to do all this extra stuff for because it's excellent. I've had it 3 times so far. You only get it in like the Autumn cause that's when they are best.
Now back to revising for my Biology test. :)
Now back to revising for my Biology test. :)
Stride for a Cure and Short Dick Man
No that guy in the picture is NOT Short Dick Man. Today I went to Stride for a Cure. If you don't know what that is it's a 5/12 km sponsored walk to raise money for people with cancer.
One TV Actor (pictured) was like the host and it was pretty cool since when h
e was announcing who was the school who raised the most money me and Kevin started walking back to listen and he was like "Oh we got a few friends coming back." and he was like "What school are you from?" Then everyone was like SHA TIN COLLEGE. Then he said oh you can turn back now... JUST KIDDING. And our school raised the most money which was nice. He spoke pretty good English.
At the beginning there was warm up exercise and me and Kevin were being retards and did the warm up exercise. One of the instructors was this shit from California Fitness that came in a while ago who taught us Capueira and some combat fighting shit a while ago.
Jessie - Ooh look at that meander
Willy - It's not a meander...
Jessie - Yes it is
Willy - Hey Jordan you take Geography yea?
Me - Yea
Willy - Is that a meander?
Me - No this isn't even a river it's a fucking reservoir.
Then I kept swearing and there were all these little kids then this one dad was telling his son not to listen to any of what I'm saying so I started to feel bad and I used the word PEACH instead of a bad word. Peach that.
Then after the walk we got lunch and stuff at the place and I got this nice little beef wrap thing. Then there were a bunch of old 40 year olds doing funny dances to this weird song. Me and my friends were lining up for Ice Cream at that time then all of a sudden it's like "Short Dick Man" then we're all like "Huh?" Then later it goes Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny Shriveled Little Short Dick Man. And all of them dancers are still dancing and kinda smiling.
Me and Kevin went wrestling later. You wear these 2 huge hoopy things and you just go bash each other. Me and Kevin were going at it and I beat Kevin twice. It was supervised by some cops so that was pretty cool. They were laughing very hard cause the last thing we did was both running at each other at full speed and hitting each other in the air and we both fell.
Then when we left. There were like 10 guys squeezing into an Alphard which wasn't too bad. Later I got a phone call and it was like...
"ALLO"
"Hello is this jwodun"
"OH YA IT JWODUN!!"
"Oh I am Kevin's mom-"
Then Kevin got the phone and I was all like shit.
We got to Sha Tin to find out that Seiyu got this new hugeass foodcourt with all this nice food in it. Then we all left gradually. Did you know that a supermarket is basically a grave yard? Think of all that meat's that in there. It's like a fucking graveyard man. That's why I plan to go vegetarian for a year sometime later. My mom won't let me cause she said I need meat to grow I can go vegetarian when I'm 6 foot.
So now I'm back home trying the last of my gum. Trident seriously sucks balls their gum loses all its flavor after like 10 seconds. And 'Original Flavor' is just plain nasty.
One TV Actor (pictured) was like the host and it was pretty cool since when h
e was announcing who was the school who raised the most money me and Kevin started walking back to listen and he was like "Oh we got a few friends coming back." and he was like "What school are you from?" Then everyone was like SHA TIN COLLEGE. Then he said oh you can turn back now... JUST KIDDING. And our school raised the most money which was nice. He spoke pretty good English.At the beginning there was warm up exercise and me and Kevin were being retards and did the warm up exercise. One of the instructors was this shit from California Fitness that came in a while ago who taught us Capueira and some combat fighting shit a while ago.
Jessie - Ooh look at that meander
Willy - It's not a meander...
Jessie - Yes it is
Willy - Hey Jordan you take Geography yea?
Me - Yea
Willy - Is that a meander?
Me - No this isn't even a river it's a fucking reservoir.
Then I kept swearing and there were all these little kids then this one dad was telling his son not to listen to any of what I'm saying so I started to feel bad and I used the word PEACH instead of a bad word. Peach that.
Then after the walk we got lunch and stuff at the place and I got this nice little beef wrap thing. Then there were a bunch of old 40 year olds doing funny dances to this weird song. Me and my friends were lining up for Ice Cream at that time then all of a sudden it's like "Short Dick Man" then we're all like "Huh?" Then later it goes Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny Shriveled Little Short Dick Man. And all of them dancers are still dancing and kinda smiling.
Me and Kevin went wrestling later. You wear these 2 huge hoopy things and you just go bash each other. Me and Kevin were going at it and I beat Kevin twice. It was supervised by some cops so that was pretty cool. They were laughing very hard cause the last thing we did was both running at each other at full speed and hitting each other in the air and we both fell.
Then when we left. There were like 10 guys squeezing into an Alphard which wasn't too bad. Later I got a phone call and it was like...
"ALLO"
"Hello is this jwodun"
"OH YA IT JWODUN!!"
"Oh I am Kevin's mom-"
Then Kevin got the phone and I was all like shit.
We got to Sha Tin to find out that Seiyu got this new hugeass foodcourt with all this nice food in it. Then we all left gradually. Did you know that a supermarket is basically a grave yard? Think of all that meat's that in there. It's like a fucking graveyard man. That's why I plan to go vegetarian for a year sometime later. My mom won't let me cause she said I need meat to grow I can go vegetarian when I'm 6 foot.
So now I'm back home trying the last of my gum. Trident seriously sucks balls their gum loses all its flavor after like 10 seconds. And 'Original Flavor' is just plain nasty.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
The Ultimate Basketball Game
At first me we just tried to model the players doing cool plays like these cool half court alley oops.
Then we decided to play. We drafted from a pool of 10 players which included T-Mac, VC, KG, AI, Toine, Shaq, Kidd, Nash, Nowitzki and Kobe. Then we found these Lego heads that looked like Matt Bonner and Vassilis Spanoulis and added them to our teams.
Then we added all of Arthur's random Lego dudes and made a respectable crowd, a ref and even security. We also made Coach characters for ourselves but my character was so damn ugly with all this American Indian clothing so I used this cool glow in the dark ghost cloaky thing on my character.
Then we started to record stats and Arthur just used Notepad and it was all messed up. I scored like 4 points with Tracy McGrady then we decided to start over this time recording our stats in Excel.
We were tied 2-2 then Kevin scored again to make it 4-2. He then made a 3 pointer with Steve Nash to stretch it to 7-2. I accidentally broke my Shaq so I said that he died and subbed on Spanoulis which was this bearded Lego dude that was yellow with black hands and a Shaq jersey. Then he hit a basket to make it 7-4. Kevin gave me a chance to tie the game so i put it on the 3 point spot and used Vince Carter to shoot. I bent him back bad so he ended up shooting backwards and the game was over.
In the game it was pretty quiet so I was like "Hey yo put on some black music" so we ended up listening to Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls over and over cause Arthur refused to play any other songs. We listened to half of Stronger but that was it. Sean Kingston all the way.
Complete gallery here.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=28159&l=2846d&id=717335855
Friday, November 2, 2007
Gilbert Arenas
Prediction Time
Oh man, everybody is jumping on this Celtics band wagon. You know what? I was going to go prediction-free for the whole year, but I guess I'm going to break that now.
Now, if anybody remembers back when I got drafted, I got a report back that the reason I dropped so far in the draft was that Jim O'Brien of the Celtics said that I was too immature and that I wasn't ready for the NBA. What really happened was that I had an Achilles injury and I went back to L.A. to go get it healed when I was supposed to have a two-day workout in Boston with O'Brien. He didn't like that. So word came back to me that he was trashing me and it put this knife through my chest about the Boston Celtics.
Back in the day when I would day dream I thought that if I could score 100 points against any team it would be the Boston Celtics. Now, I knew it would never happen, but if I could do one thing in the NBA it would be to score 100 against Boston. So anyway, since everybody is back on the Boston bandwagon it brought back old memories. So listen here. On November 2nd, we're going to go into that building, we're opening up Boston. Right now I'm telling the Boston fans: You guys are going to lose. It's not going to be a victory for Boston. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn't winning in Boston for the season opener. I'm sorry.
- Gilbert Arenas, September 28th 2007
November 2nd (In USA anyway) 2007
Celtics 103 - Wizards 83
Gilbert Arenas 21 points (5-20 from the field, 0-5 on 3s, 11-14 from the line), 5 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals and 4 turnovers.
Now let's see what he has to say next.
The Celtics Big 3 was crazy. KG can hit from like everywhere and he's a defensive beast. Paul Pierce is the best scorer on the team and will probably continue to be the 1st option. Ray Allen I didn't see too much of but he played very smart. Snuck in for offensive rebounds and hit those open shots. Also Rondo was nice. He's crazy fast and just blew by Arenas in a few plays. Looking at how well they played, imagine what would happen when Posey comes back.
Also in the NBA today...
The Lakers beat the Suns behind an amazing 16 points from Kobe Bryant. I know. This was after the Suns barely beat the Sonics because they had smarter players like yesterday.
What this means... Nothing. Damn. Suns will still be a Top 5 team in the NBA so that sucks.
Clippers beat Warriors
Azubuike is a beast. Sucks that the Rockets had to cut him. Chris Kaman was a beast filling in for Elton Brand. 26 points and 18 rebounds.
76ers beat Bulls!
Lot of experts had like Boston and Chicago as top teams in the East. Philly took care of the Bulls. Iguodala is nice. He can do everything. Andre Miller is like veteran so he can keep doing that.
Anderson Varejao...
Still isn't with the Cavs. Seriously, that Brazilian prick wants like 9/10 million dollars a year. He sucks balls man. He cost the Cavs one of the games in the finals when LeBron gave him the ball after he set a pick. In the closing seconds of a close game, give the ball to your best player. Don't try and go up against the best big man in the game (Duncan) and try and be the hero. It doesn't work like that. And I remember in Game 6 or something of the ECF when it was still a pretty close game Varejao decided to pull up for a 3. IT'S THE PLAYOFFS IF YOU LOSE THIS GAME YOU WILL PROBABLY LOSE THE NEXT ONE CAUSE THE PISTONS ARE MORE EXPERIENCED. YOU HAVE DANIEL GIBSON, LARRY HUGHES, LEBRON JAMES, PAVLOVIC AND MARSHALL TO SHOOT 3S. YOU DON'T NEED TO.
Varejao seriously sucks. He can't even start for the Cavs. He's like an energetic hustle guy that can grab some boards and has very distracting hair. You don't deserve 10 million a year for that. If I had 10 Million US Dollars a year...
1. Convert US to HK currency. 78 million Hong Kong Dollars
2. Take away daily expenses. 35 for transportation, 20 dollars for lunch. This is for half a year cause I only go to school for like 183. So 78 million - 55x183 = 77989935.
3. Buy an XBOX360, PS3, PSP a DS Lite and an R4. 3000 + 5000 + 2000 + 1500 + 400 (approximate costs) = 11900. 77989935-11900=77978035.
4. Buy like 100 games for each console. I can buy the real ones. 400x100x4. 77978035 - 16000=77818035.
5. Buy the best computer ever. Right now it's this Falcon Northwest Mach V which costs 93600 HK. 77818035-93600=77724435
6. Buy a decent house in Hong Kong. That's 20 million. Now I'm down to 57724435.
7. Split the rest for a year. I can only use 158149.10 Hong Kong dollars a day. That's a lot of money.
Of course since I don't have to pay tax or anything I'm fine, but seriously, Varejao sucks balls.
Oh man, everybody is jumping on this Celtics band wagon. You know what? I was going to go prediction-free for the whole year, but I guess I'm going to break that now.
Now, if anybody remembers back when I got drafted, I got a report back that the reason I dropped so far in the draft was that Jim O'Brien of the Celtics said that I was too immature and that I wasn't ready for the NBA. What really happened was that I had an Achilles injury and I went back to L.A. to go get it healed when I was supposed to have a two-day workout in Boston with O'Brien. He didn't like that. So word came back to me that he was trashing me and it put this knife through my chest about the Boston Celtics.
Back in the day when I would day dream I thought that if I could score 100 points against any team it would be the Boston Celtics. Now, I knew it would never happen, but if I could do one thing in the NBA it would be to score 100 against Boston. So anyway, since everybody is back on the Boston bandwagon it brought back old memories. So listen here. On November 2nd, we're going to go into that building, we're opening up Boston. Right now I'm telling the Boston fans: You guys are going to lose. It's not going to be a victory for Boston. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn't winning in Boston for the season opener. I'm sorry.
- Gilbert Arenas, September 28th 2007
November 2nd (In USA anyway) 2007
Celtics 103 - Wizards 83
Gilbert Arenas 21 points (5-20 from the field, 0-5 on 3s, 11-14 from the line), 5 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals and 4 turnovers.
Now let's see what he has to say next.
The Celtics Big 3 was crazy. KG can hit from like everywhere and he's a defensive beast. Paul Pierce is the best scorer on the team and will probably continue to be the 1st option. Ray Allen I didn't see too much of but he played very smart. Snuck in for offensive rebounds and hit those open shots. Also Rondo was nice. He's crazy fast and just blew by Arenas in a few plays. Looking at how well they played, imagine what would happen when Posey comes back.
Also in the NBA today...
The Lakers beat the Suns behind an amazing 16 points from Kobe Bryant. I know. This was after the Suns barely beat the Sonics because they had smarter players like yesterday.
What this means... Nothing. Damn. Suns will still be a Top 5 team in the NBA so that sucks.
Clippers beat Warriors
Azubuike is a beast. Sucks that the Rockets had to cut him. Chris Kaman was a beast filling in for Elton Brand. 26 points and 18 rebounds.
76ers beat Bulls!
Lot of experts had like Boston and Chicago as top teams in the East. Philly took care of the Bulls. Iguodala is nice. He can do everything. Andre Miller is like veteran so he can keep doing that.
Anderson Varejao...
Still isn't with the Cavs. Seriously, that Brazilian prick wants like 9/10 million dollars a year. He sucks balls man. He cost the Cavs one of the games in the finals when LeBron gave him the ball after he set a pick. In the closing seconds of a close game, give the ball to your best player. Don't try and go up against the best big man in the game (Duncan) and try and be the hero. It doesn't work like that. And I remember in Game 6 or something of the ECF when it was still a pretty close game Varejao decided to pull up for a 3. IT'S THE PLAYOFFS IF YOU LOSE THIS GAME YOU WILL PROBABLY LOSE THE NEXT ONE CAUSE THE PISTONS ARE MORE EXPERIENCED. YOU HAVE DANIEL GIBSON, LARRY HUGHES, LEBRON JAMES, PAVLOVIC AND MARSHALL TO SHOOT 3S. YOU DON'T NEED TO.
Varejao seriously sucks. He can't even start for the Cavs. He's like an energetic hustle guy that can grab some boards and has very distracting hair. You don't deserve 10 million a year for that. If I had 10 Million US Dollars a year...
1. Convert US to HK currency. 78 million Hong Kong Dollars
2. Take away daily expenses. 35 for transportation, 20 dollars for lunch. This is for half a year cause I only go to school for like 183. So 78 million - 55x183 = 77989935.
3. Buy an XBOX360, PS3, PSP a DS Lite and an R4. 3000 + 5000 + 2000 + 1500 + 400 (approximate costs) = 11900. 77989935-11900=77978035.
4. Buy like 100 games for each console. I can buy the real ones. 400x100x4. 77978035 - 16000=77818035.
5. Buy the best computer ever. Right now it's this Falcon Northwest Mach V which costs 93600 HK. 77818035-93600=77724435
6. Buy a decent house in Hong Kong. That's 20 million. Now I'm down to 57724435.
7. Split the rest for a year. I can only use 158149.10 Hong Kong dollars a day. That's a lot of money.
Of course since I don't have to pay tax or anything I'm fine, but seriously, Varejao sucks balls.
Bubble Gum!
I love bubble gum. I am going to try and make a list of every single bubble gum imaginable, sorted by region. I haven't tried a lot yet but this list will gradually grow.
USA
Icebreakers lift {your spirits} STRAWBERRY GUM
2.5/5
It's pretty good, but the flavor doesn't last very long. Also the outside shell thing is kinda powdery.
Bazooka Bubble Gum
3.5/5
Classic Bubble Gum flavor. Texture is kinda different from what you get in Hong Kong. It's nice. Each bubble gum wrapper thing has its own little comic on it. Still loses flavor quite quickly.
Glee Gum
3/5
It's 'All Natural Gum' and it's made gum used to be made, by 'rainforest chicle'. This is just kinda normal but loses flavor super fast. The texture is a little different and it's green.
Trident Spearmint
3.5/5
Kinda normal. It's pretty sweet and minty which is nice. Lasts quite long compared to the others. Mouth feels a sweetish fresh and so clean clean afterwards but better than the others I've tried so far.
Trident Original Flavor
1/5
Pretty lame. It was kinda disgusting and the flavor sucked. I lived off this one on the bus trip to Stride for a Cure.
Trident Watermelon Twist
1.5/5
First few chews it was like weird powdery watermelon, you know like that fake watermelon taste? Then after a few bites whatever the fuck that 'twist' is it tasted bad. I mean the 'twist' must've been something like the watermelon skin cause it tasted like crap. Trident Watermelon gum SUCKS.
Trident Bubblegum
3/5
As in Bubblegum flavor. Of course its bubble gum. This one loses to Bazooka but it's still quite nice cause I like that 'bubblegum' taste.
Trident Tropical Twist
3/5
Very strong in the beginning but kinda goes flavorless for a while, then you get this pretty sweet feel in your mouth. This one's ok.
Hong Kong
USA
Icebreakers lift {your spirits} STRAWBERRY GUM
2.5/5
It's pretty good, but the flavor doesn't last very long. Also the outside shell thing is kinda powdery.
Bazooka Bubble Gum
3.5/5
Classic Bubble Gum flavor. Texture is kinda different from what you get in Hong Kong. It's nice. Each bubble gum wrapper thing has its own little comic on it. Still loses flavor quite quickly.
Glee Gum
3/5
It's 'All Natural Gum' and it's made gum used to be made, by 'rainforest chicle'. This is just kinda normal but loses flavor super fast. The texture is a little different and it's green.
Trident Spearmint
3.5/5
Kinda normal. It's pretty sweet and minty which is nice. Lasts quite long compared to the others. Mouth feels a sweetish fresh and so clean clean afterwards but better than the others I've tried so far.
Trident Original Flavor
1/5
Pretty lame. It was kinda disgusting and the flavor sucked. I lived off this one on the bus trip to Stride for a Cure.
Trident Watermelon Twist
1.5/5
First few chews it was like weird powdery watermelon, you know like that fake watermelon taste? Then after a few bites whatever the fuck that 'twist' is it tasted bad. I mean the 'twist' must've been something like the watermelon skin cause it tasted like crap. Trident Watermelon gum SUCKS.
Trident Bubblegum
3/5
As in Bubblegum flavor. Of course its bubble gum. This one loses to Bazooka but it's still quite nice cause I like that 'bubblegum' taste.
Trident Tropical Twist
3/5
Very strong in the beginning but kinda goes flavorless for a while, then you get this pretty sweet feel in your mouth. This one's ok.
Hong Kong
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